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Fuck your privacy.

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Who we share your data with

Whoever the fuck we want. Eat a dick.

How long we retain your data


What rights you have over your data

NONE. Fuck off.

Where your data is sent

To Mars, Jupiter, Uranus, and Saturn…possibly Pluto as well.

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